The Mermaid Note: The End (?)

Light

The Mermaid Note responds to the multiverse's true name. Soon, every reality will kneel.

Serie

The dimensional signature matches. He's here.

Rin

Light! Your reign ends now! We won't let you use the Mermaid Note on anyone else!

Deadpool

Time to break your little fucky face Light! You'll pay for being a pervert and turning my best pal Gwenpool into a mermaid!

Light

Deadpool, Tohsaka Rin - cause of death: erased from existence.

Serie

(What is that other notebook? It's nothing of my knowledge.)

Light

Did you really think I stopped using the Death Note? This is something far more divine and powerful. I gave you many chances but you still deny me.

Rin

(My body... it's vanishing... I can't feel myself...)

Light

The Mermaid Note should have erased you both. How are you still here?

Serie

Temporal displacement shield. Your notebook can't affect what exists outside this timeline's flow.

Light

Then I'll simply write your name in the Mermaid Note!

Serie

(Oh? Seems like the Human used the Mermaid Note on me.)

Rin

Serie! Your legs... they've become a tail!

Light

A yellow mermaid, how fitting. The Mermaid Note's power transcends all magic. Even yours.

Deadpool

You turned Serie into a mermaid??? Damn and I thought she had plot armour, well that's just lame! Anonymous sure is running out of ideas huh?

Serie

(This isn't a problem, I'll just transform myself back.)

Light

Impossible... the transformation should be permanent. The Mermaid Note's power is absolute!

Serie

Your confusion is understandable. You see, the Mermaid Note belongs to me. You only have it as I accidentally dropped it through a portal into yours.

Light

No... it can't be! I...IT found me in my room! I was chosen!

Serie

That's where you're wrong, the only reason why it landed in your room was by sheer luck.

Light

(So it wasn't a divine gift for me to rule... it was just another person's object...)

Serie

Mine to reclaim. You never understood its true purpose.

Deadpool

Holy Shit gurl. Going all MC reveal? Well, seems like Anonymous want to hurry up and finish this story, so why don't you finish your grandma talk and-

Light

(DP: Damn it! I got cutoff by the word limit! FUCK) (The Mermaid Note... all of it... meaningless...)

Rin

Now we finish this properly. Without your cheap tricks.

Light

NO! WHY WOULD YOU BURN THE MERMAID NOTE?!

Rin

Your tyranny ends here, Light. No more games with innocent lives.

Serie

This ends now. The Mermaid Note returns to nothingness, and the transformed girls are back to normal.

Deadpool

Say goodbye to your precious god complex, pretty boy. Gwenpool sends her regards. Now that's everything's fixed. It's time to return back home!

Light

(This can't be happening... I was supposed to rule everything...)

Serie

Thank you, both of you. The multiverse owes you a debt. Your worlds await your return.

Rin

This was... interesting. No one would believe that I went through all this!

Deadpool

Woohoo! Time to tell the X-Men about this! They'll never believe me! Later, losers! (Oh wow, Anonymous relied on the AI for my dialogue for once!)

Light

(The Death Note... the Mermaid Note... all of it meaningless... I was never chosen...)