Kazuma's Surprise Pregnancy Panic!

Aqua

Everyone, I have an announcement! I'm pregnant!

Megumin

EHHHH?! But you're a goddess! How is that even possible?!

Darkness

Such... such blessed news! A divine pregnancy!

Kazuma

(Wait, wait, wait... that one night when we were both drunk... no way...)

Aqua

There's no need to speculate! The father is right here among us!

Megumin

Who dares defile our pure Aqua-sama?! I'll explode them!

Aqua

It's Kazuma! He's going to take responsibility, right?

Kazuma

...I can't believe this is happening. My life is over.

Darkness

Kazuma! You scoundrel! I'll punish you in the name of justice!

Aqua

Behold! The divine child stirs within me!

Megumin

(My grimoire... it's reacting to her divine energy...)

Kazuma

Gah! These chains... they won't let go! What kind of goddess pregnancy is this?!

Darkness

A miracle... a true divine conception! Kazuma, you've been chosen by the heavens!

Aqua

The contract is sealed! You can't escape fatherhood now, Kazuma!

Megumin

Explosion! I'll break these divine chains and free Kazuma from this forced marriage!

Kazuma

(Wait... if she's really pregnant... and it's mine... but she's a goddess... what happens to a human who fathers a god's child?)

Aqua

Don't worry, Kazuma! I may have... exaggerated a tiny bit. But you should see your face right now!