A Gods desperate Plan

Suzumiya Haruhi

Where... am I? This isn't my classroom...

Suzumiya Haruhi

Wasn't I just walking home? This is weird even for me.

Ajimu Najimi

Welcome, Suzumiya Haruhi. Or should I say... the unconscious god of this world?

Ajimu Najimi

I've been waiting for someone like you for a very long time.

Suzumiya Haruhi

God? What are you talking about? I'm just a normal high school girl!

Suzumiya Haruhi

And who are you supposed to be? Some kind of cosplayer?

Ajimu Najimi

Normal? You've been making aliens, time travelers, and espers appear around you...

Ajimu Najimi

...simply because you wished for them.

Suzumiya Haruhi

That's just coincidence! There's no such thing as--

Suzumiya Haruhi

(Why does it feel like the room just... flickered?)

Ajimu Najimi

Your powers are reacting to your denial! See how reality bends to your will?

Ajimu Najimi

Help me escape this endless cycle, and I'll show you the truth about yourself!

Suzumiya Haruhi

I don't know what you're talking about, but...

Suzumiya Haruhi

If you're looking for aliens and time travelers, you should join my brigade instead!

Ajimu Najimi

Interesting... your subconscious already erased the evidence.

Ajimu Najimi

Very well, Brigade Leader. Let the game begin anew tomorrow.