I lied, I don't have netflix

Levi

I lied. I don't have Netflix. Now take a seat and you're learning Rust with me.

Reiner

Wait, what? This isn't the living room!

Levi

Chapter one: ownership and borrowing. We'll start with the basics.

Reiner

Levi, this is literally a broom closet! You can't keep me here!

Levi

(The lock's engaged. He's not going anywhere until he understands lifetimes.)

Reiner

Okay okay! I'll learn Rust! Just... why does it smell like bleach in here?!

Levi

(By dawn, he'll either be a systems programmer or he'll never speak to me again.)