Helltaker meets Demon Sisters

Helltaker

Well, well... what do we have here?

Kneesocks

Sister, unidentified male approaching at 12 o'clock!

Scanty

Maintain formation. We don't associate with commoners.

Helltaker

Ladies, I couldn't help but notice your... impressive discipline.

Helltaker

Care to join me for coffee? My treat.

Kneesocks

S-sister! He's violating protocol 7.3 - direct approach without authorization!

Scanty

Kneesocks, execute plan Delta-9... I mean, accept his invitation!

Scanty

For tactical purposes only!

Helltaker

Shall we, ladies? The café's just around the corner.

Kneesocks

Sister... I think we just got recruited...

Scanty

Protocol... compromised... but the coffee smells good...