Veggie burgers

Ichigo

Rukia, these are DOUBLE cheeseburger. How is it vegetarian?

Rukia

It's vegetarian because I said so. The cheese is made from soy, and the patty is... spiritually enhanced tofu.

Ichigo

What the hell? That's not how vegetarianism even works! And why did you get me the same thing?

Rukia

(He'll thank me later. This is definitely healthier than those meat patties he always eats.)

Ichigo

I'm not eating this. There's literally bacon in it.

Rukia

(Wait... that's not spiritually enhanced anything. That's actual bacon!)

Ichigo

Guess I'll have to eat both burgers. Wouldn't want you breaking your vegetarian diet, Rukia.

Rukia

I just paid for two bacon double cheeseburgers... and I'm a vegetarian...was I on something until now?