Miku presents: Making the band.

Miku

If you want this studio time, then I need all three of you to go to Brooklyn on foot and bring me some cheese cake.

Miku

Come on and show me some hustle. Show me how bad you want success.

Bocchi

Oh god, that's like 10 miles... I wanted to sing not go on a hike.

Subaru

I've died worse ways than cheesecake runs! Let's go!

Rimuru

(Actually... I could just portal there) Seriously, what kind of show is this?

Miku

You can't use any magic, portals, or none of that fancy plot armor. I want to see you show me how bad you want it.

Bocchi

C'mon Miku be reasonable. I can't walk that far.

Subaru

I wish I stopped coming back after I die.

Miku

GET A MOVE ON!!!! I WANT MY CAKE NOW!!!!!!

Bocchi

We... we brought your cheesecake... from Brooklyn... on foot...

Rimuru

Fresh from Junior's. Not a single portal used.

Subaru

I died three times crossing the Williamsburg Bridge! Three times!

Miku

Hmm. Took you four hours and twenty minutes. That's not real hustle. The last group I sent only need two hours.

Miku

If you REALLY wanted this, you would've run! Sprinted! CRAWLED!

Bocchi

(She's insane... absolutely insane...)

Miku

New challenge: Get a gorilla at the Bronx Zoo to take a selfie holding these balloons. Otherwise, I'm shutting down the studio.

Subaru

Wait, wait, wait... the BRONX ZOO?! WITH ACTUAL GORILLAS?!

Miku

Tick-tock. The gorilla's feeding time is in two hours. Better hurry~

Miku

Your gorilla selfie? Mediocre. Your vocals? Even worse. I'm bored.

Bocchi

(My fingers... they're still bleeding from the gorilla...)

Miku

Find me a real leprechaun. Not cosplay. An actual magical creature. You have until sunrise. Otherwise, I'm shutting down the studio permanently.

Rimuru

That's enough you failed diva. You are not P Diddy and we aren't having it anymore. (No Diddy)

Subaru

No amount of fame is worth this. Fuck your ballons and your cheese cakes.

Miku

How dare you ingrates!!!! I give you studio time and a platform and this is how you repay me? You're lucky I have no baby oil!!!

Bocchi

That's enough. We demand dignity.

Miku

Dignity?? I'm Hatsune Miku, and I get WHATEVER I WANT!!!!!!

Rimuru

This twisted game of yours stops now.

Miku

Next challenge: One of you must get a tattoo of my face on your back. The others need to convince a stranger to do it too.

Bocchi

(She's lost it... this isn't about music anymore...) You can't be serious...

Rimuru

We're done being your playthings. This ends now.

Subaru

Three months of this torture. Three months of your ego trip. We're out of here.

Miku

You can't leave. Otherwise I will shut down the studio.

Bocchi

Boys, let's go.

Rimuru

Yeah we're out here. Yes, we also took all of your baby oil bottles. No freak offs for you.

Miku

C'mon guys I'm so sorry. I'm just lonely and eccentric. Don't shut the door, oh crap they left. Might as well go make some A.I. songs.