Royal Rivalry for Tenchi's Heart

Ryoko

Tenchi and I have been through everything together. I know him from head and toe. You're too much of a prude Ayeka.

Ayeka

Your criminal past disqualifies you completely. Royal blood recognizes royal blood. Besides, you're too old and flabby.

Ryoko

Too old? Girl please you're only after Tenchi because you lost Yosho to an earthling. Tenchi is not going to be your consolation prize!!!

Ayeka

How dare you? I love and revere Lord Tenchi with the highest regard. You're just a space thief who makes money on earth stealing catalytic converters.

Ryoko

Tenchi chose me when I took him last night. That's why I'm pregnant with our first child. Go back to Jurai and sulk.

Ayeka

Oh Ryoko, stop lying. You know you're not having kids at 700 years old.

Ryoko

I'll show you!!!! Wait until I show you my ultrasound.

Ryoko

See? Proof positive. That's our little Tenchi Jr.

Ryoko

Your royal bloodline just got outplayed by a space pirate.

Ayeka

(No... this can't be happening. Lord Tenchi...)

Ayeka

You seduced him! You used your powers to manipulate him!

Ryoko

Please. He came onto me last night after all of your tepid attempts.

Ryoko

Some of us don't need arranged marriages to get what we want. Like some loser from a backwards country or world like Jurai.

Ayeka

He chose... you? After everything I've done to prove my love?

Ayeka

(My royal dignity... my centuries of waiting...)

Ryoko

Oh Ayeka, you should see your face right now.

Ryoko

I'M GONNA BE A MOMMY!!! You're just gonna be old and alone watching me and Tenchi off at the wedding.

Ayeka

You can't be serious. I will not stand aside and watch you just marry my man. Lord Tenchi is mine!!!

Ryoko

Awww, poor girl. I wonder what kind of wedding dress should I get? I want to see your face when Tenchi says "I do" and takes me into his arms.

Ayeka

It seems the true heir to Lord Tenchi's heart has emerged. Royal blood always prevails. (Take that, bitch!!!)

Ryoko

I can't believe him. After we made love and he told me he was mine!!! Ayeka, you shameless whore!!!!

Ayeka

Three months along. Lord Tenchi was quite... enthusiastic once he understood true nobility.

Ayeka

Unlike certain space pirates who rely on cheap tricks. Those tips I got from Buzzfeed really made the difference.

Ryoko

AYEKA!!!!!!!! I WILL END YOU!!!!

Ayeka

The wedding has been moved up. Next month. Royal protocol demands it. Besides, blood and my thighs are thicker than water.

Ryoko

We'll see about that, Ayeka.

Ayeka

Ryoko, don't do you dare. You won't take this from me.

Ryoko

Both of us carrying his kids? This is getting ridiculous. Ayeka, I propose a deal. He'll marry and serve us both.

Ayeka

Ryoko, for once I have to agree. We'll work Tenchi like a dog.

Ryoko

Oh Tenchi!!! I need my laundry done.

Ayeka

Lord Tenchi, I demand you bring me a salted watermelon. NOW!!!!

Ryoko

You wanted a harem, now you're gonna have two Queens to serve.

Ayeka

Lord Tenchi! Present yourself immediately! Your queens have demands!

Ryoko

(This is going to be so much fun. Poor Tenchi has no idea what's coming.)

Ayeka

Sisters at last. And Tenchi shall serve us both equally.

Ryoko

Even though I have to share Tenchi. I'd rather have a piece of him than nothing at all. I finally have a family.