Drunk Aqua’s Blanket Hijack!

Kazuma

What the hell is this?!

Megumin

Kazuma, what are you doing to Aqua?

Darkness

(Such shameless behavior... but why am I watching?)

Kazuma

It's not what it looks like! She just appeared here!

Aqua

Mmm... Kazuma, why are you all in my room?

Megumin

Explosion magic could solve this situation permanently.

Kazuma

Rule #1: No entering bedrooms without permission. Rule #2: No drinking alcohol after 8 PM.

Aqua

These rules are targeting me specifically! I'm a goddess, you know!

Megumin

But what if someone breaks the rules? What's the punishment?

Kazuma

Anyone who violates these rules must do all the party's laundry for a week. Including underwear.

Darkness

(W-why does he have to mention underwear specifically...)

Aqua

Fine! But these rules apply to everyone, including you! And if YOU break them, you have to... polish my armor daily!

Kazuma

(Wait, why do I feel like I'm the one who just got trapped?)

Megumin

This is more entertaining than any explosion magic. I can't wait to see who breaks first.