Mob Casino Meltdown: Loli Lose-All!

Chibi Usa

Red seven! I'm feeling lucky!

Gohan

(That's all our winnings... please land on seven... Videl will kill me if this fucks up.)

Chibi Usa

Black thirteen... no no no!

Gohan

All of it... gone?!

Zoro

(Should've stopped her... should've known better... I can only hope Nami doesn't find out.)

Nami

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH MY MONEY AT A CASINO!!!!!

Nami

The money you STOLE from my tangerine fund, Zoro!!! I ought to beat you worse than I beat Sanji for existing.

Zoro

Oh shit!!!!!! Gohan help me out here bro. Chibi, you better run.

Nami

Bring that ass here Zoro. I'll teach you to rob from a thief.

Gohan

(This is worse than fighting Cell...) Please don't call my wife....

Chibi Usa

(Maybe if I just disappear... Nami won't notice...)

Nami

Where do you think you're going, little girl? You think it's ok to gamble with my savings you bubblegum haired brat? This ain't wall street.

Chibi Usa

Nami, I can explain. I have an addiction ok. Zoro was lost so I had him bring me to the casino. I didn't know it was your money.

Zoro

(One senzu bean... might need it to survive Nami's wrath...)

Gohan

Nami-san, you will not lay a hand on that child. Step back.

Nami

Fuck that noise. You all wanted to rob me? I'll make you fuckers pay!!! Starting with that little shit first.

Zoro

Oh no you don't!!! You want to pick on someone, then try me.

Gohan

You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. I just wanted to pay off my student loans. We professors don't make shit working at a college.

Nami

This isn't looking good. I need to fix this.

Chibi Usa

This isn't looking good. I need to fix this.

Nami

You're all going to regret stealing from me!

Gohan

I won't let you hurt Chibi Usa!

Zoro

Nami, this isn't worth destroying the whole casino over!

Nami

That money was MINE!!!! I'll show you bastards not to fuck with a working bitch!!! Take THIS!!!!!

Gohan

Oh shit!!!! That lightning ain't no joke. I'm feeling pressured more than finals season.

Chibi Usa

I'm running out of time. I need to solve this soon.

Nami

What the hell are you doing? Fear not, I'll get to you next.

Chibi Usa

Time... rewind to before any of this happened!

Gohan

I wonder if she can go back and stop me from taking on those foolish loans for school. I should have done community college first.

Chibi Usa

(This has to work... I can't let this disaster continue.)

Nami

What are you planning, little girl? Don't think you can just run from this.

Chibi Usa

Time... rewind to before any of this happened!

Zoro

(The room... it's spinning backwards? What kind of magic is this?)

Gohan

Hey guys look, My father in law Hercule Satan says he paid off my student loans.

Nami

(My money... the chips... they're coming back?)

Chibi Usa

It's done. We're back before we lost everything. Sorry Nami

Zoro

I'm sorry for stealing from you too, Nami. I'll do whatever you want to make up for it. I'm yours to command.

Nami

Serves you right. Now let's get back to the ship. I need my feet rubbed from growing tangerines all day. Bring the lotion. (Zoro groans.)