Dragon Aggro’d by Tsukasa?!

Konata

Okay everyone, the dragon's at 5% HP! This is our chance for the rare drop!

Kagami

You said that an hour ago, Konata. We're still here because Tsukasa keeps hitting the wrong buttons.

Tsukasa

(Wait, which key was the sleep spell? Oh no...)

Miyuki

Tsukasa-chan just... used Provoke on the dragon!

Kagami

Of course she did. We're all going to die again.

Konata

Actually... this might work in our favor. Watch this!

Tsukasa

(The dragon's looking right at me... why is everyone laughing?)

Tsukasa

(My character... it's turning into a stuffed animal?)

Kagami

The debuff icon... it's the Dragon's Love Curse!

Miyuki

All the monsters in the zone are heading this way!

Konata

Perfect! This is actually a secret event trigger!

Tsukasa

Why is everything trying to hug me?!

Kagami

(The dragon's HP isn't dropping anymore... it's rising?)

Konata

Oh no... the dragon's not the final boss. Tsukasa's the key to awakening the REAL raid boss!

Tsukasa

(The screen... it's pulling me in?!)