Mario Kart Meltdown

Kazuma

(Why are they playing games when I brought them drinks?)

Chika

I'm about to hit the rainbow road shortcut!

Miko

Not if I blue shell you first!

Kazuma

Hey! I brought you drinks and you're just ignoring me?

Chika

YES! First place! Miko, you owe me lunch!

Miko

That was just beginner's luck!

Kazuma

(Since they want to play games... I challenge both of them. Winner takes the drinks, loser cleans up the mess.)

Chika

Bring it on, Kazuma! But don't cry when I destroy you too!

Miko

This time I'll win for sure. And you're both buying me lunch!

Kazuma

(Let's see how they handle my secret technique... the perfect drift line I learned from Aqua screaming at the TV all night.)

Kazuma

(Three... two... one... perfect start boost!)

Chika

He's fast... but I know a shortcut!

Chika

(Rainbow road jump... now!)

Miko

Chika, what are you doing?!

Chika

Wait, this wasn't supposed to happen!

Kazuma

(The light fixture... it's falling!)

Miko

Everyone down!

Chika

(I just wanted to win... not destroy the clubroom...)

Chika

(This is officially the worst day ever...)

Miko

The sprinklers! We need to—

Kazuma

(The electrical panel... if water reaches it...)

Chika

Get me down from here!

Miko

(The screen... it's showing something...)

Kazuma

(Those sparks... they formed a pattern... coordinates?)

Chika

Hey... does anyone else see the rainbow message forming on the TV?

Miko

(This isn't static... it's a countdown... to what?)

Miko

(The countdown... it's reaching zero...)

Chika

The floating boxes... they're multiplying!

Kazuma

(This feels like... a power-up?)

Miko

We're being pulled in!

Chika

Kazuma! Do something!

Kazuma

(Guess we're doing this... in real life Mario Kart.)

Miko

I don't even have my driver's license!

Chika

(Best. Detention. Ever.)