Goddess in My Bed?!

Kazuma

(What the hell is Aqua doing in my bed?!)

Kazuma

Don't wake up, don't wake up, don't wake up!

Aqua

Mmm... Kazuma? What's with the blanket?

Kazuma

(This is NOT how I wanted to find out she can teleport into my room!)

Aqua

(Three... two... one...)

Kazuma

Why is the door locked from the inside...?

Aqua

You didn't think I'd let you run away that easily, did you?

Aqua

Fair's fair, NEET. Now we're even.

Kazuma

(This goddess is actually enjoying this...!)

Aqua

You've seen mine, I've seen yours. We're practically married now.

Kazuma

That's not how any of this works!

Aqua

Then explain why your face is redder than my shrine donations!

Kazuma

(Wait... who's opening the door at this hour?)

Aqua

(Oh no... Darkness and Megumin said they'd come check on us tomorrow...)

Kazuma

Get under the blanket! NOW!

Kazuma

Hide your face too, they'll recognize you!

Aqua

(My divine image is ruined!)

Kazuma

It's not what it looks like!

Aqua

(Why does his heartbeat sound so loud?!)

Kazuma

(This is how I die...)

Aqua

Act natural. We're just... sleeping.

Kazuma

(She's going to make this sound even worse...)

Aqua

BEHOLD! Your goddess demands an explanation for this intrusion!

Aqua

N-no! Stop glowing, you stupid body!

Kazuma

(The wall... they're seeing EVERYTHING...)

Aqua

As your goddess, I command you to unsee what you just saw!

Kazuma

Just... stay down, PLEASE!

Aqua

(Why does he smell like soap and panic?!)

Kazuma

L-Luna, this isn't what it looks like—

Aqua

Actually, it's exactly what it looks like! We're getting married!

Kazuma

WHEN DID WE AGREE TO THAT?!