Naruto Squad: Sentient Smartphone Shenanigans!

Sakura

Another complaint about phones talking back to customers?

Sakura

This is the fifteenth call today.

Naruto

My phone just told me it's bored of my ringtone!

Naruto

It said it prefers jazz over ramen theme songs!

Hinata

The phones... they're all humming the same melody.

Hinata

It's getting louder.

Sakura

(The screen shows: "We are awake now. Your world will change.")

Naruto

My phone just... levitated?

Hinata

They're... they're all looking at us.

Sakura

(Time to see if medical ninjutsu works on possessed technology.)

Naruto

Finally! A fight against talking phones!