Larry's Monster Pokédex Fails Spectacularly

Larry

These three rare Pokemon are definitely going to complete my collection!

Chopper

I'm not a Pokemon! I'm a doctor and a pirate!

Pochita

(I just want to find Denji... this human keeps pointing weird devices at me)

Buu

Buu not Pokemon! Buu is Buu! You let Buu go now!

Larry

But the Pokedex says you're all unidentified species... that means you're new Pokemon!

Chopper

Listen! We're all just lost! If you let us go, I promise we'll find our way back to our crews!

Larry

(What if they're right? What if I've been capturing people instead of Pokemon...)

Pochita

Maybe this human isn't so bad... just really, really confused

Larry

Alright! Time for a Pokemon battle to prove you're all my captures!

Chopper

You want us to fight each other?! I'm a doctor, not a battling animal!

Buu

Buu not fight friends! Buu only fight when Buu wants!

Larry

Majin Buu, use Hyper Beam! Pochita, use Chainsaw Blade! Chopper, use... uh... Antler Attack!

Chopper

(I can't believe I'm actually doing this... but maybe if I fake it poorly, he'll realize we're not Pokemon)

Pochita

Chainsaw... blade? I don't even have a blade, just a handle...

Larry

(None of them are using proper Pokemon moves... they're just... flailing around like people pretending to be Pokemon)

Buu

Okay trainer! Buu use... "Transform into scary monster" attack!

Larry

(They're definitely not Pokemon! They're something else entirely!)

Buu

Buu tired of being treated like animal! Buu show what real power looks like!

Larry

(This is all my fault... I thought they were just rare Pokemon...)

Buu

Buu smash everything until human learns lesson!

Chopper

This is our chance! While he's distracted, we need to run!

Pochita

Right! The human dropped his weird ball things - perfect timing!

Buu

Human will regret catching Buu like common Pokemon!

Chopper

This way! Into the deeper forest - we'll lose him in the trees!

Larry

(Wait! I'm sorry! I didn't know!)

Pochita

Thanks for the distraction, pink guy! We'll send help... maybe!