Dope trails and high stakes: a shippuden showdown

Ryoko

Three buyers for one shipment. This is going to be profitable.

Luffy

Meat! I mean... medicine! Yeah, definitely medicine!

Naruto

Luffy! Don't open that box!

Luffy

But it smells like adventure! And maybe meat?

Goku

Naruto... you let my shipment get stolen. Now you're trying to steal it back?

Ryoko

Thanks for the delivery, boys! I'll be taking this to my real buyer! Isn't that right Luffy?

Naruto

(The crates... they're gone! Goku's going to kill me!)

Goku

You have 24 hours. Bring me my shipment, or I'll destroy your village first.

Ryoko

(Naruto's getting too close. That idiot Luffy better have the goods ready.)

Luffy

These white powder candies are gonna make me rich! Then I can buy all the meat!

Naruto

Ryoko! Where are you hiding?!

Ryoko

Luffy! The ninja's here! Meet me at the arcade NOW!

Luffy

On my way! These special candies are coming with me!

Naruto

(I've got you now, space pirate.)

Ryoko

What the--?!

Goku

(Let them fight. I'll take the shipment from whoever's left standing.)

Ryoko

Should've known that ninja would bring backup...

Naruto

(This ends tonight. No more games.)

Naruto

You're not getting away this time!

Ryoko

LUFFY! NOW!

Luffy

GUM-GUM PISTOL!

Naruto

(Damn... that rubber bastard...)

Ryoko

Thanks for the distraction, boys! This China white is worth more than both your lives combined!

Luffy

(Wait... she took my meat?!)

Naruto

Goku's going to destroy everything... and it's all gone to hell...

Ryoko

Finally time to cash in. The buyer's waiting at the docks.

Goku

Going somewhere with my property?

Ryoko

Let go! This is between me and my buyer!

Luffy

That's my meat! Give it back!

Naruto

Stay down, rubber man. This doesn't concern you anymore.

Luffy

(Should've... stuck... to meat...)

Naruto

The shipment. It's all here. Every last gram.

Goku

Twenty-three hours and fifty-nine minutes. Don't be late again.

Ryoko

(Next time... I'm staying in space...)