Konosuba: Alternate

Satou Kazuma

Great, just great. My party members are even weirder than usual.

Satou Kazuma

An ancient elf, a rock band drummer, and... whatever Gwenpool is supposed to be.

Frieren

Kazuma, is this what humans call a "party"? It's quite different from what I remember.

Frieren

Though I suppose 80 years isn't that long ago...

Ijichi Nijika

Don't worry everyone! I brought drinks to celebrate our new party formation!

Ijichi Nijika

Just like when Kessoku Band first got together!

Gwenpool

This is definitely not canon, but I'm loving the crossover potential!

Gwenpool

Plus, I bet the fanfic writers are going crazy right now.

Satou Kazuma

What do you mean fanfic writers?! And what's a crossover?!

Satou Kazuma

Are you saying my life is some kind of story?!

Frieren

Well, technically all our experiences could be considered stories from a certain perspective...

Frieren

I've had plenty of time to think about the nature of reality.

Ijichi Nijika

Oh! Does that mean we're like a band, but for adventures instead of music?!

Ijichi Nijika

I can work with that! Let's make this the best adventure party ever!

Gwenpool

And that's how I accidentally broke the fourth wall in a fantasy tavern.

Gwenpool

Don't worry, dear readers - this is about to get way more chaotic!