Deadpool Crashes Neptune's Gaming Session

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Just me, my games, and my precious pudding stash!

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This boss fight is gonna be epic, but first... pudding break!

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(Mmm, vanilla pudding and gaming - life doesn't get better than this!)

Deadpool

MAXIMUM EFFORT! Wait, wrong dimension again!

Deadpool

Oh hey, purple-haired cutie! Don't mind me, just dropping in!

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MY PUDDING! YOU DESTROYED MY ENTIRE STASH!

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That was limited edition Planeptune vanilla! Do you know how rare that is?!

Deadpool

Uh, my bad? I'll totally replace those little cups of... whatever that was.

Deadpool

Hey, nice gaming setup though! Mind if I try that boss fight?

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Fine! But you're buying me a month's worth of pudding if you lose!

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And I'm warning you - I'm the CPU of Planeptune, gaming goddess extraordinaire!

Deadpool

Deal! But I should mention - I've got superhuman reflexes and I don't play fair.

Deadpool

(This is gonna be way more fun than my usual mercenary gigs!)

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Alright, here comes the boss's ultimate attack sequence!

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Just need to time this perfectly and...

Deadpool

BUTTON MASH ACTIVATE! Take that, you pixelated piece of...

Deadpool

(Who needs strategy when you have pure chaos?)

Nep

Wait, what?! No, not now!

Nep

You hit the transformation button somehow!

Deadpool

Holy chimichanga! What the hell is happening?!

Deadpool

(Okay, definitely not in Kansas anymore... or any normal dimension!)

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(This is so embarrassing! Transforming in front of a complete stranger!)

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Don't look, you perverted mercenary!

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Fine! If I'm in Purple Heart form, then I'm definitely not losing this boss fight!

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Prepare to witness the true power of Planeptune's CPU!

Deadpool

Well, that was... educational. So you're like a magical girl gamer goddess?

Deadpool

This dimension keeps getting weirder and more awesome!

Nep

Less talking, more gaming! That pudding debt just doubled!

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(At least in this form, I won't lose to some dimension-hopping weirdo!)