The Mermaid Curse: An unintended story (Sorry DP)

Deadpool

Hello sweet Marvel Universe! I'm back! Back from the Future! Too bad I couldn't cameo more in that part of "The Mermaid Curse" but I got this part.

Deadpool

I don't care whether this is an intermission for "The Mermaid Curse" but hey, a story's a story. And besides it's dedicated to me!

Gwen

Wait, is that... Deadpool?

Gwen

Hey Deadpool! It's been a while since I saw you, where'd you've been?

Deadpool

Gwenpool! Perfect timing! You'll never guess what just happened!

Deadpool

Anonymous allowed me to cameo in his story "The Mermaid Curse"! And plus I can cameo any time! How cool is that!?

Deadpool

(Whoops Spoilers alert but you think I care?) So basically it's Light from Death Note being a pervert making every anime girl become Mermaids. Weird?

Gwen

A crossover cameo? Being allowed to cameo by Anonymous? That sounds awesome! It's not fair that I haven't been able to cameo at all! You're lucky man!

Gwen

Did you get to mess with the narrative structure? Did you do sabotages?

Deadpool

Oh, you bet I did! I even made jokes about the creator of WhatIf and Light being a pervert! Oh boy were they pissed at me! XD

Deadpool

I'm taking a break till my next cameo if you don't mind Gwenpool, it'll be fine, you'll get your cameo-ing chances sooner or later.

Gwen

Really?! You really think so?! I hope it comes soon though, Marvel didn't have many exciting parts on my end for the past few days...

Gwen

Being a multiversal threat sounds amazing! Can I join?

Deadpool

Sure! And I have no idea how to get a portal to open, gimme a sec (Hey A, I know you're there, can my friend Gwenpool join me? We wanna cameo 2gether)

Deadpool

Yup, my pal Anonymous said yes, welcome to team Gwenpool, though we might need to pack some chimichanga before we go.

Deadpool

A portal already?! Anonymous must have lots of free time if he can start doing this the minute he agrees for both of us to cameo..

Deadpool

Wait... the portal's not for us Gwenpool! Who the hell is it?!

Light

Of all the places I could end up, I find YOU again.

Light

How did the portal even lead me here or all places?

Gwen

Deadpool, who is this guy? He looks kinda familiar...

Gwen

Oh! Light from Death Note! Wait, is he a part of that story you mentioned?

Light

Interesting. Tell me, Deadpool, is this girl someone dear to you?

Light

(Perfect. Another way to get back at this annoying fool.)

Deadpool

Yeah, she's my friend! Why do you-- Oh no, don't you fucking dare!

Deadpool

Light, I swear as Marvel Jesus if you use the Mermaid Note on her!

Light

Too late. Gwenpool will become a pink mermaid, permanently.

Light

Consider this payback for your interference earlier.

Gwen

What?! No no no! I'm a mermaid now?!

Gwen

This is so embarrassing! How am I supposed to move around on land like this?!

Deadpool

You bastard! Change her back right now! She doesn't deserve this! She did absolutely nothing to you!

Deadpool

This is between us! Not her! change her back right now or you'll like to see how many pieces you end up in!

Light

You know I could change her back (YES) but I don't want to (DAMN IT) (Who are you? Cassandra Nova? Wolvie ain't with me so it's invalid!)

Light

Now if you'll excuse me, I have more important matters to attend to.

Gwen

I can't even move properly! This tail is so... so sensitive!

Gwen

Everyone's gonna stare at me! How am I supposed to live like this?!

Deadpool

Hey, hey, it's gonna be okay Gwen. I promise you that.

Deadpool

That bastard Light is gonna pay for this, I'm gonna make sure he fixes what he did to you. I thought the portals from A's story couldn't reach here!

Gwen

I just wanted to have fun cameo adventures with you!

Gwen

(This is so humiliating... I can't even stand up properly.)

Deadpool

Light picked the wrong person to mess with! Nobody hurts my friends!

Deadpool

I swear as Marvel Jesus, I'm gonna make him undo this, and for everyone!

Deadpool

Anonymous is opening a portal for me to follow that motherfucker!

Deadpool

I'm gonna track him down and force him to change you back, Gwen!

Gwen

Please be careful, Deadpool! Don't do anything too crazy!

Gwen

I'll wait here for you to come back and fix this mess!

Deadpool

I'll be back before you know it, and you'll be walking on two legs again! And you know you're sounding light most fantasy anime heroines Gwenpool?

Deadpool

Light's gonna regret ever messing with 4th wall breakers! Let's go chase that fucker down!