C.C.'s Pizza Delivery Lesson

C.C.

Mmm, this pizza is perfect as always.

C.C.

You know, I've been ordering from this place for months now.

Lelouch

Yes, your pizza obsession is well documented.

Lelouch

Though I suppose it's convenient that you handle the ordering.

C.C.

Wait, wait, wait. You mean you've never ordered pizza yourself?

C.C.

Not even once?

Lelouch

I've always had servants handle such trivial matters.

Lelouch

It's not exactly a skill befitting royalty.

C.C.

That's it! I'm teaching you the sacred art of pizza ordering right now.

C.C.

Consider it part of your education in normal human behavior.

Lelouch

Hello, this is... Lelouch. I would like to request one large pizza with pepperoni, strategically placed for optimal flavor distribution.

Lelouch

(Why does this feel more intimidating than commanding an army?)

C.C.

Just say 'large pepperoni pizza' next time.

C.C.

Though I have to admit, you're oddly cute when you're flustered.

Lelouch

Well, that wasn't entirely terrible.

Lelouch

Perhaps there's something to be said for handling one's own mundane affairs.

Lelouch

See? I told you that wasn't so difficult.

Lelouch

I'll call again to demonstrate my newfound mastery of pizza procurement.

C.C.

Oh, this should be entertaining.

C.C.

(He's so proud of himself. How adorable.)

Lelouch

Ah... what size? Well, you see...

Lelouch

(Size... there must be optimal ratios to consider. Surface area to volume, crust-to-topping distribution...)

Lelouch

I require... strategic cheese distribution across maximum surface area for optimal consumption efficiency.

Lelouch

(Why is my voice cracking? This is just pizza!)

C.C.

(This brilliant tactician who can command armies... defeated by pizza sizes.)

C.C.

Give me that before you start calculating pi.

C.C.

He means large. Yes, large pepperoni pizza.

Lelouch

Perhaps I should stick to military strategy.

Lelouch

Social interactions are far more complex than I anticipated.

C.C.

Don't worry, we'll work on it.

C.C.

Besides, watching you overthink pizza ordering is oddly endearing.