A Snitch Among Konoha

Uzumaki Naruto

Granny Tsunade! I got Arlecchino to agree to help us in the war!

Uzumaki Naruto

This alliance document is officially signed, dattebayo!

Tsunade

Excellent work, Naruto. You've exceeded my expectations.

Tsunade

This alliance could turn the tide of the entire war!

Paimon

Oh, speaking of agreements... Yelan, Jean, Eula, Rosaria, Clorinde and Mona all want to marry Naruto!

Paimon

They're all ready to bear his children too!

Shizune

P-Paimon, surely you're joking about this arrangement...

Shizune

Six wives? That's... quite unprecedented for a ninja...

Paimon

Paimon never jokes about marriage contracts!

Paimon

They're all completely serious about this proposal!

Jiraiya

NARUTO! Is this real?! My student is getting six wives?!

Jiraiya

This is the greatest research material I've ever witnessed!

Jiraiya

My boy has surpassed even my wildest dreams!

Jiraiya

Six beautiful wives! You're truly the chosen one, Naruto!

Uzumaki Naruto

W-WAIT! When did I agree to any of this, dattebayo?!

Uzumaki Naruto

I just went to negotiate an alliance, not a marriage contract!