Mika's Midnight Tank Heist

Katyusha

Time to inspect my glorious collection of Soviet steel!

Katyusha

T-34-85, KV-2, IS-2... wait, where are the others?

Mika

Good morning, Katyusha.

Mika

Lovely weather for tank maintenance, isn't it?

Katyusha

My T-34-76s! My KV-1! They're all gone!

Katyusha

This is an act of war against the great Katyusha!

Mika

(She's even more dramatic than usual today.)

Katyusha

Someone will pay for this insult to Soviet engineering!

Katyusha

I'll find the thief and make them face Russian justice!

Mika

Perhaps I could help you search for them.

Mika

I'm quite good at finding things that go missing.

Katyusha

You seem awfully calm about this crisis, Mika.

Katyusha

Almost like you know something about my missing tanks...

Mika

I just think it's important to stay calm during difficult times.

Mika

Would you like some tea while we discuss your... situation?

Katyusha

What's this paper doing under my IS-2?

Mika

(Such a lovely morning for tank appreciation.)

Katyusha

Thank you for the tanks, they're very nice... signed Mika?

Katyusha

I'll take good care of them and return them eventually, maybe...

Katyusha

MIKA! You left a THANK YOU NOTE?!

Katyusha

The audacity! The absolute nerve!

Katyusha

I found your little confession, tank thief!

Katyusha

You even drew smiley faces on it!

Mika

Oh, you found my note! I was wondering if you'd see it.

Mika

Would you like to borrow some of my tea while I borrow your tanks?

Katyusha

(She's... she's completely shameless about it!)

Mika

Actually, I should show you something else.

Mika

I prepared this one especially for you.

Mika

See? I drew each tank with proper care instructions.

Mika

Daily maintenance schedules, fuel requirements, even preferred parking angles.

Katyusha

(She... she actually planned this down to the maintenance schedules?!)

Mika

I even included oil change reminders and track tension adjustments.

Mika

Your tanks deserve the best care, don't you think?

Katyusha

You... you're treating tank theft like a library checkout system!

Katyusha

How am I supposed to stay angry when you're being so... responsible?!

Mika

Would you like me to send you progress reports on how they're doing?

Mika

I could include photos of them in their new temporary home.