Tohka's crossdressing attempt

Yatogami Tohka

Perfect! Now I can be in the same room as Shido all the time!

Yatogami Tohka

This disguise is flawless! No one will suspect a thing!

Yuuki Asuna

Tohka-san, wait! You don't have to do this!

Yuuki Asuna

There are other ways to spend time with Shido-kun!

Kirigaya Kazuto (Kirito)

This plan has more holes than a beginner's defense strategy.

Kirigaya Kazuto (Kirito)

Trust me, I've seen enough disguise attempts in games to know this won't work.

Yatogami Tohka

Hello, I am... uh... Tohki! A totally normal male student!

Yatogami Tohka

See? My voice is perfectly masculine!

Yuuki Asuna

Tohka-san, your hair is still in twin tails...

Yuuki Asuna

And you're still wearing your purple ribbons!

Kirigaya Kazuto (Kirito)

Also, that uniform is clearly too small for you.

Kirigaya Kazuto (Kirito)

You look like you're about to burst out of it.

Yatogami Tohka

So... this won't help me be with Shido?

Yatogami Tohka

But I practiced my manly walk and everything!

Yuuki Asuna

Tohka-san, just be yourself. That's what makes you special to Shido-kun.

Yuuki Asuna

Besides, crossdressing is way harder than it looks in anime!