Ferret Mayhem at Vista Court
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Asuka
Vista Court should be just ahead! I'll solve this bird noise mystery faster than you two buffoons!
Asuka
My superior intellect is obviously needed for this investigation!
Wolverine
Kid, it's probably just some guy with a bird whistle. This ain't rocket science.
Wolverine
Why am I even here with you two weirdos?
Guts
Something approaches. Multiple enemies.
Guts
(The sound... like tiny warriors charging to battle.)
Asuka
WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE FUZZY THINGS?!
Asuka
They're... they're so small but there are hundreds of them!
Wolverine
I can't use my claws on these little guys! They're too... fluffy!
Wolverine
(What kind of tactical nightmare is this?!)
Asuka
Wolverine, stop being gentle! Guts, use your sword as a ferret slide!
Asuka
I'll coordinate our strategic ferret evacuation!
Guts
(In all my battles... I never imagined using Dragonslayer as playground equipment.)
Guts
This is... not what I expected when I took up the sword.
Wolverine
Well, that's the weirdest fight I've ever been in. And I've fought Sentinels.
Wolverine
Never telling anyone about this ferret incident.
Asuka
More of them! Where are they all coming from?!
Asuka
This is not how the Second Child is supposed to be defeated!
Wolverine
There's gotta be a hundred more of these things!
Wolverine
(I've fought the Hulk and this is somehow worse.)
Guts
What sorcery is this?!
Guts
(A water attack... but from where?)
Asuka
What just happened?! Who dares to spray the great Asuka Langley?!
Asuka
I'm completely soaked!
Wolverine
Did that guy just... advertise his business after saving us?
Wolverine
Alec Miller Pressure Washing Company... seriously?
Guts
(Perhaps there are stranger battles than those I have known.)
Guts
The ferrets have retreated. The water warrior has vanished.
Asuka
He actually gave me a business card! "Call for all your exterior cleaning needs"!
Asuka
This is the weirdest day of my life, and I pilot giant robots!