Four Girls, One Lynx, Total Chaos

Marin

So like, has anyone actually seen a photo of this Sir Barbarossa guy?

Marin

I'm totally nervous but also super pumped for this group date!

Darkness

A mysterious gentleman caller... how thrilling and potentially scandalous!

Darkness

(What if he's the dominating type? That would be... educational.)

Akeno

Ara ara, you must be Sir Barbarossa! What an interesting companion you have.

Akeno

I'm Akeno. It's a pleasure to meet such a... unique gentleman.

Eris

Nyaa! Your kitty has candy stuck all over! That's so cute and weird!

Eris

Can I pet him? Pretty please? I promise I won't eat the jolly ranchers!

Marin

Wow, you're way cuter than I expected! I'm Marin, and I'm totally into guys with exotic pets.

Marin

That lynx is giving me major wild adventure vibes! So cool!

Darkness

Poor Samson must be uncomfortable with all this sticky candy.

Darkness

There we go, you magnificent beast. Much better now!

Akeno

Well, this wasn't quite the date I expected, but it's been rather entertaining.

Akeno

Perhaps we should do this again sometime, Chase-kun?

Marin

Where is this Sir Barbarossa guy anyway? I'm totally ready for this date!

Marin

I even wore my cutest outfit for this!

Darkness

As a noble, I shall conduct myself with proper dignity during this encounter.

Darkness

Though I do hope he's... assertive.

Akeno

Oh my, who is that handsome young man with the... interesting pet?

Akeno

How fascinating that the lynx has candy decorating its fur.

Eris

Nya! That lynx smells like green apples! And his human is really cute too!

Eris

I want to play with both of them!

Marin

OMG! Forget Sir Barbarossa - this guy is way cuter! And that lynx is like, totally unique!

Marin

Hey there, handsome! I'm Marin! What's your name?

Darkness

I am Lalatina, daughter of the Dustiness family! Surely a noble lady would be more suitable company!

Darkness

Please, treat me as roughly as you'd like!

Akeno

Ara ara, such spirited competition. I'm Akeno, and I do so enjoy... playful encounters.

Akeno

Perhaps you'd prefer someone with more... refined tastes?

Eris

(This is more fun than I thought! We're all acting like cats fighting over the same toy!)

Eris

Nya ha ha! We're all so silly! Can I pet your lynx while you ladies figure this out?

Marin

Oh my gosh, yes! I totally want to try one!

Marin

This is like, the most unique thing ever! Candy from a lynx!

Darkness

Is it... sanitary to consume confections from animal fur?

Darkness

Though I suppose if you insist, I cannot refuse such a... bold offering.

Akeno

Ara ara, how wonderfully unconventional.

Akeno

I do appreciate creativity in... presentation.

Eris

Nya nya! This is so cool! Samson is like a walking candy dispenser!

Eris

Can I pet him while I eat this? Please please please!

Marin

This is totally going on my social media! Nobody's gonna believe this!

Marin

You're like, the most interesting guy I've ever met!

Darkness

This is... actually quite delicious!

Darkness

Perhaps we could all enjoy this together rather than compete?

Akeno

What a delightfully absurd situation we've found ourselves in.

Akeno

I believe this calls for a group photo, don't you think?

Eris

(This turned out way better than meeting some boring Sir Barbarossa guy!)

Eris

Nya! We should all hang out more often! This is the best day ever!