Leon's Terrible Wingman Skills

Leon

Ada, you won't believe this guy I met in Hawaii!

Leon

His name's Busby and he's absolutely perfect for you!

Ada

I'm sure he is, Leon.

Leon

He's got this amazing tan, surfs every morning, and he asked specifically about you!

Leon

Come on, when's the last time you went on a real date?

Ada

Leon, I appreciate the thought, but I'm not interested.

Leon

But he's got a boat! And he makes these incredible fish tacos!

Leon

Just one coffee date, what's the worst that could happen?

Ada

Busby? 23? switch 2? insists playing mgs 2 talking about how great it is but never actually follows through?

Ada

I already know who he is, Leon.

Leon

Wait, how do you—

Leon

(Should I even ask?)

Ada

Let's just say I make it my business to know people, especially the ones who ask too many questions about me.

Ada

Thanks for the coffee, Leon.