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Gotoh Hitori

F-Fender has the best tone quality! Every professional guitarist knows that!

Gotoh Hitori

The Stratocaster is basically the holy grail of electric guitars!

Frieren

Child, I've been playing music for over a thousand years. Martin guitars have superior craftsmanship.

Frieren

These modern electric contraptions are just noise makers.

Gotoh Hitori

N-noise makers?! Electric guitars revolutionized music!

Gotoh Hitori

Without them, rock music wouldn't exist!

Frieren

Listen to this resonance. This is what real music sounds like.

Frieren

I learned to play on instruments like this when your great-great-grandmother was still a baby.

Gotoh Hitori

Then let me show you what a thousand years of musical evolution sounds like!

Gotoh Hitori

Time for some face-melting solos!

Frieren

What sorcery is this?! My ears are under attack!

Frieren

Perhaps... perhaps there's merit to these loud instruments after all...