Konata's Divine Gaming Glitch

Kusuri

Behold! My greatest creation yet - the Virtual God Elixir!

Kusuri

This potion will grant you omnipotent power within any virtual realm!

Kusuri

You'll be able to bend game worlds to your will, Konata-chan!

Konata

No way! You mean I could finally get that legendary drop rate I've been grinding for?!

Konata

And maybe unlock all the secret achievements in one go?

Kazuma

(This seems too good to be true. When has anything involving magical potions ever gone smoothly?)

Konata

Here goes nothing! Time to become the ultimate gamer!

Konata

(This tastes like... energy drink mixed with pixie sticks? Classic RPG potion flavor!)

Konata

Wait... I can see everyone's HP bars floating above their heads!

Konata

And there's a mini-map in the corner of my vision!

Konata

Kusuri-chan, your intelligence stat is maxed out!

Hakari

Konata-chan, maybe you should sit down? You're glowing kind of bright...

Kazuma

Try thinking of it like a game menu - you need to mentally 'close' the interface windows.

Kazuma

Focus on toggling the HUD display off first.

Konata

Oh! It's working! The status windows are minimizing!

Konata

(Maybe having gaming knowledge in real life isn't so bad after all.)

Kusuri

Fascinating! The potion enhanced your existing gaming intuition rather than granting artificial powers!

Kusuri

You were already a virtual god, Konata-chan - you just needed to believe in yourself!

Konata

Okay, let me try something! I'll use admin commands to upgrade this old microscope!

Konata

Console command: /upgrade equipment quality legendary!

Kusuri

Wait, Konata-chan! That's my precision equipment—

Konata

Eh?! Why is it sparking and growing crystal formations?!

Konata

(This isn't like any game glitch I've ever seen!)

Hakari

Everyone get back! The whole lab equipment is starting to glow!

Kazuma

Konata! Try using a rollback command instead of upgrade!

Kazuma

Think of it like undoing your last action in a turn-based game!

Konata

Right! Console command: /restore previous state!

Konata

(Thank goodness for save states and quick reload features!)

Kusuri

Perfect! Everything's back to normal!

Kusuri

It seems your powers work more like reality modding than simple game commands.

Konata

I guess being a virtual god means I need to read the manual first, huh?

Konata

Maybe I should practice on less important stuff... like making my homework auto-complete!