Aris Steakfries
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Aris
No no no! My game's stonks are crashing harder than a noob in War Thunder!
Aris
(This is a disaster... I need something to turn this around.)
Aris
Wait... is that a machine gun jetpack?!
Aris
(The possibilities... I could livestream jetpack gameplay! The views would be INSANE!)
Aris
Scientists! I need to borrow your jetpack for some very important... research!
Aris
Don't worry, I've played every jetpack game ever made!
Aris
Time to show these stonks what a real gamer can do!
Aris
(Barry Steakfries, eat your heart out... Aris Steakfries is about to take flight!)
Aris
Aris Steakfries is ready for takeoff!
Aris
My gaming career is about to go TO THE MOON!
Aris
WOOOHOOO! This is better than any virtual reality!
Aris
(Forget declining stonks... I'm about to become a legend!)