Drive-Thru Guru's Cosmic Wisdom

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Natsumi
Finally! I've been craving burgers all day.
Natsumi
Okay everyone, what do you want? Make it quick!
Sergeant Frog
Wait! Let me test my new Kero-Communication Enhancer first!
Sergeant Frog
It should make ordering much more efficient, de arimasu!
Natsumi
Um, hello? I'd like two cheeseburgers and—
Sergeant Frog
(Oops! Maybe I shouldn't have connected it to the speaker system...)
Giroro
That's it! I'm taking tactical action against this malfunctioning Earth technology!
Giroro
Stand back! This requires military precision!
Momoka
Wait everyone! I'll handle this with my family's restaurant connections.
Momoka
The speaker's advice about patience and teamwork was actually quite profound!
Natsumi
Well, we got our food AND some free wisdom.
Natsumi
Though next time, Keroro, maybe test your inventions AFTER we eat!
Natsumi
Okay, let's try this again. I'd like one burger combo with—
Sergeant Frog
(Oh no! The Enlightenment Invasion Plan is activating on its own, de arimasu!)
Natsumi
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT INNER PEACE! I WANT FRENCH FRIES!
Natsumi
KERORO! FIX THIS RIGHT NOW!
Giroro
That's it! I'm blowing up this philosophical piece of junk!
Momoka
Wait! Maybe we should listen to what it's trying to tell us!
Natsumi
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR WISDOM! JUST TAKE MY ORDER!
Sergeant Frog
The sonic frequency of her anger overloaded the system, de arimasu!
Sergeant Frog
Sometimes the best solution is the simplest one!
Natsumi
Finally! And you know what? Maybe there WAS some wisdom in all this.
Natsumi
Sometimes you just have to yell at your problems until they go away!
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