Kazuma’s Jealousy

Anis

Another flawless victory for the legendary Anis!

Anis

Did you see that combo attack, Commander?

Rapi

The battlefield is secured, Commander.

Rapi

Your tactical guidance was impeccable as always.

Kazuma

(This is so unfair! Why does he get the cool girls AND the respect?!)

Kazuma

(I can't take watching this anymore!)

Kazuma

Hey! Commander guy!

Kazuma

What's your secret, huh? Why do you get all the awesome girls?!

Kazuma

And why is everyone so damn cool-looking in battle?!

Commander

I'm sorry, who are you exactly?

Commander

And why are you yelling at me on a battlefield?

Kazuma

I-I'm Kazuma! And you're living my dream life!

Kazuma

Cool girls, respect, and... and war is somehow making me feel things!

Anis

Oh my god, this guy is hilarious!

Anis

Did he just confess to being turned on by combat?

Rapi

Perhaps you should consider enrolling in combat training, Kazuma-san.

Rapi

Though I recommend starting with basic safety protocols first.

Kazuma

(I've made a complete fool of myself, haven't I?)

Kazuma

Why is my life always like this...

Kazuma

(Perfect! They're all distracted discussing strategy.)

Kazuma

(Time to show off my legendary STEAL skills!)

Rapi

The next sector requires a different approach, Commander.

Rapi

I suggest we coordinate our assault patterns more tightly.

Kazuma

(Success! My STEAL technique is flawless as always!)

Kazuma

Behold! The legendary thief Kazuma strikes again!

Anis

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

Anis

Did you just... steal RAPI'S...?!

Kazuma

(Wait... everyone can see what I'm holding...)

Kazuma

(Oh no... OH NO!)

Rapi

This is... highly inappropriate behavior!

Rapi

How did you even... when did you...?

Anis

I CAN'T BREATHE! This guy is the absolute worst!

Anis

Did you really think that would impress anyone?!

Commander

I... don't understand what just happened.

Commander

Should I be calling security or a medic?

Kazuma

(I am so proud of myself but I feel like something bad will happen)

Kazuma

(Guess this is how I pay for it…)