Expired fruit stand

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Fresh pineapples! Get your super special vintage pineapples here!

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These are aged to perfection for twenty whole years!

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Look at this beautiful patina! You can't get this kind of character in regular fruit!

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The spots add extra flavor, trust me!

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And for today only, buy one vintage pineapple and get another one absolutely free!

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That's forty years of aging for the price of twenty!

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Huh, why is everyone running away from my premium fruit stand?

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Maybe I should try selling twenty-year-old coconuts instead...