JJBA Bullshit

Hatsune Miku

So you're the legendary elven mage! I am Hatsune Miku, and my Stand...

Hatsune Miku

「WORLD IS MINE」will show you the power of music!

Frieren

A Stand User... How interesting. I've lived for over a thousand years...

Frieren

But I've never encountered such magic before.

Hatsune Miku

「WORLD IS MINE」! Let my song reach your heart!

Hatsune Miku

Even an ancient elf can't resist the power of a perfect melody!

Frieren

Fascinating... Your Stand manipulates emotions through sound frequencies.

Frieren

But my Stand 「ETERNAL JOURNEY」 exists outside the flow of time itself.

Hatsune Miku

N-Nani?! My song had no effect at all!

Hatsune Miku

How can someone be immune to the universal language of music?!

Frieren

Your music is beautiful, young one. But I've heard every song that will ever be...

Frieren

Perhaps we could be friends instead of enemies?

Hatsune Miku

Wait... this was supposed to be a JoJo battle...

Hatsune Miku

Why does it feel like a therapy session instead?!