Cunning Hares at McDonalds

Nicole

Guys, we've got exactly three dollars and forty-seven cents between us.

Nicole

And this is literally the ONLY place in the city with working lights and food right now!

Anby

The emergency pricing shows a Big Mac meal now costs fifteen dollars.

Anby

Supply and demand economics in action.

Nicole

Listen here, manager! What if we work a shift to earn our meals?

Nicole

The Cunning Hares are experts at... customer service!

Mana

(Maybe I can just hack the register to give us a discount... meow~)

Billy

Yes! Billy Kid reporting for fast food duty!

Billy

I'll be the best employee McDonald's has ever seen!

Nicole

That'll be... uh... carry the two...

Nicole

(Why is mental math so hard when you're hungry?!)

Anby

The patties appear to be... carbonizing at an accelerated rate.

Anby

(Perhaps I should have read the instruction manual first.)

Billy

Welcome to McDonald's! I'm lovin' it and you will too!

Billy

Can I interest you in our Blackout Special combo meal?