The Autocorrect Spell's Sweet Chaos

Aldric

The Realm Protection Incantation must be cast perfectly today.

Aldric

One mispronunciation could leave our borders vulnerable to dark magic.

River

I've prepared the amplification crystals as requested, Sir Aldric.

River

The stellar alignments are optimal for defensive enchantments.

Aldric

By the ancient powers, I invoke the Shield of Valor to protect our—

Aldric

Wait, what? Shield of... Vanilla?

River

(The entire chamber is filling with enchanted vanilla essence!)

Aldric

This cursed autocorrect spell! It's changing my incantations!

Aldric

How am I supposed to defend the realm with dessert magic?

River

Wait, Sir Aldric! The autocorrect responds to common word patterns.

River

Try using archaic pronunciations it won't recognize!

Aldric

By ye olde powers, I summon forth ye Shielde of Valour!

Aldric

Excellent thinking, River! The realm is protected once more.

River

Well, at least the study smells delightful now.

River

(Perhaps some magical mishaps aren't entirely disasters after all.)