Commander's Scientific Gacha Strategy Exposed

Commander

Just need to check the global consciousness readings before the next banner drops.

Anis

Alright Commander, spill it. How do you always get the units you want on the first ten-pull?

Anis

The rest of us are out here burning through gems like there's no tomorrow!

Rapi

Your gacha success rate is statistically impossible without some kind of system.

Commander

Fine, I'll show you. It's called the Global Consciousness Project.

Commander

When global consciousness is in flux, random number generators become less random.

Commander

I time my pulls during these quantum fluctuation windows!

Neon

Global... consciousness... what now?

Neon

(Did anyone else understand a word of that?)

Anis

Wait, wait, wait! Is this cheating or not?

Anis

You're basically hacking the universe to get better gacha rates!

Rapi

This is actually fascinating. You're correlating quantum field fluctuations with pseudorandom algorithms.

Rapi

The theoretical framework is sound, even if unconventional.

Neon

Can someone please explain this in terms that don't make my brain hurt?

Neon

(I just want to know when to press the shiny button!)

Anis

Okay, fine. It's not technically cheating if it's science.

Anis

Now show me how to set this up on my phone!