A Tsundere Timetravel Story

Christina

No no no! The temporal displacement readings are completely off the charts!

Christina

(This could create a paradox that destroys the entire timeline!)

Megumin

Behold! This realm contains artifacts of immense magical power!

Megumin

Surely these crystalline vessels contain concentrated mana for devastating explosions!

Taiga

What the hell is going on here?! One minute I'm walking to school, now I'm in some weird science dungeon!

Taiga

And why is this weirdo in a cape talking about explosions?!

Megumin

These bottles surely contain explosive reagents! Perfect for enhancing my magic!

Megumin

(If I combine these with my explosion magic, the devastation will be legendary!)

Christina

Don't touch those! Those are highly concentrated acids that could dissolve through the floor!

Christina

Listen, I know this is confusing, but my time machine malfunctioned and displaced you both from your timelines!

Taiga

Time machine?! Are you completely insane?! I don't have time for this sci-fi nonsense!

Taiga

Just send us back already! I have important things to do!

Christina

Megumin! Your explosion magic follows thermodynamic principles - controlled energy release through molecular excitation!

Christina

Help me channel that same principle to stabilize the temporal field generator!

Taiga

Fine! If monitoring these readings will get me home faster, then I'll do it!

Taiga

(At least this gives me something concrete to focus on instead of feeling helpless.)

Megumin

Yes! I shall lend my explosive expertise to this grand scientific endeavor!

Megumin

Behold the perfect fusion of magic and science!