Golden Arches in the Dark

Aldric

By my honor, what manner of tavern is this? The hearth burns without flame!

Aldric

(These yellow banners... is this some merchant guild's establishment?)

Willow

The forest spirits whisper of strange energies here, Sir Aldric.

Willow

This counter... it's crafted from materials unknown to nature.

Aldric

Innkeeper! I require your finest feast and ale for two weary travelers!

Aldric

I shall pay with honest gold, as befits a knight of the realm!

Willow

(The serving girl looks as confused as a deer in headlights. This won't end well.)

Willow

Perhaps we should observe their customs first, noble sir?

Willow

Ah! These pictographs tell the tale! Two of these... 'Big Mac' portions, if you please!

Willow

And perhaps those golden... potato strips? They seem popular among the other patrons.

Aldric

By the gods, this 'Big Mac' rivals any feast I've tasted in the royal court!

Aldric

To new lands, strange customs, and unexpected sustenance!

Aldric

(Perhaps this realm isn't so different from home after all.)