Jokers smoothie
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Dark Knight
Stop drinking that smoothie immediately, Joker!
Dark Knight
That extra large sour flavor beverage should not be in your hands!
Joker
SLURRRRP! Oh Batsy, why so serious?
Joker
Over all things, this is the filling of your demise?
Dark Knight
The sound... THE SOUND! It's psychological warfare!
Dark Knight
(Why am I so annoyed at this, it's not even a crime!)
Joker
Technically I'm not doing anything wrong, batsy!
Joker
Just a clown enjoying his five-a-day! SLURRRRRRP!
Dark Knight
If I can't stop you legally... I'll just stop that slurping!
Joker
My smoothie! You've committed smoothie-cide!
Joker
Now your gonna pay, batsy!
Dark Knight
Justice doesn't pay, joker! It's served.
Joker
My smoothie cost eighty dollars plus tax, Batsy!
Joker
You ruined it, you bought it! Time to pay up literally. Arsehole!
Dark Knight
Eighty dollars? For a smoothie?
Dark Knight
(I don't actually carry cash... I just leave crime scenes.)
Dark Knight
I have... smoke bombs, grappling hooks, a picture of robin.
Dark Knight
But no cash.
Joker
The world's greatest detective is short on cash? Maybe think before you ruin my smoothie.
Joker
What's next, you gonna batarang the cash register too?
Dark Knight
Alfred? I need you to wire money to... a smoothie shop.
Dark Knight
Yes, it's an emergency. No, I can't explain right now.
Joker
Finally! The Joker defeats Batman with the power of... consumer rights!
Joker
(This is even better than any elaborate scheme I've ever planned.)