Darkness's Stolen Panties Paradise

Darkness

(Something feels... different today. Oh no, I think I forgot to...)

Kazuma

Darkness, why are you making that weird face?

Kazuma

You look like you're about to say something really inappropriate.

Darkness

I... I seem to have forgotten my undergarments this morning!

Darkness

The embarrassment! The shame! Someone might find out!

Kazuma

WHAT?! Don't just announce that to the whole guild!

Kazuma

Why are you HAPPY about this?!

Aqua

This is clearly the work of an underwear thief!

Aqua

As a goddess, I shall purify this perverted criminal!

Megumin

Darkness, didn't you do laundry yesterday?

Megumin

Your undergarments are probably still hanging outside to dry.

Darkness

(Oh... that's right. How disappointing. I was hoping for a more scandalous explanation.)

Kazuma

I can't believe I got worked up over Darkness just being forgetful.

Kazuma

Why is my life always like this?

Darkness

Wait... where are they?

Darkness

All of my undergarments... they're completely gone!

Kazuma

Maybe they just blew away in the wind?

Kazuma

It was pretty windy last night after all.

Darkness

No! This is clearly the work of a perverted thief!

Darkness

Someone out there is coveting my most intimate garments!

Darkness

How wonderfully shameful!

Kazuma

Please stop getting excited about this!

Kazuma

It's definitely just the wind! There's no perverted thief!

Megumin

If there really is an underwear thief, I'll flush them out with my explosion magic!

Megumin

One blast should make them reveal themselves!

Aqua

Wait! My precious silk socks are missing too!

Aqua

This thief has terrible taste stealing a goddess's belongings!

Darkness

(Maybe they're watching me right now, planning their next move...)

Darkness

(How thrilling! I wonder what they'll take next!)

Kazuma

I give up. You're all completely insane.

Kazuma

Why do I even try to be the voice of reason anymore?

Kazuma

(Finally, maybe we can just have a normal day for once...)

Darkness

Oh! The wind is picking up quite sudden—

Darkness

KYAAA! No, not now!

Darkness

This is so embarrassing but also—

Aqua

I KNEW IT! This is the work of a perverted wind spirit!

Aqua

It's been planning this humiliating attack all along!

Kazuma

Darkness! Here, use my cloak!

Kazuma

Everyone look away right now!

Megumin

I'll show this perverted wind who's boss!

Megumin

EXPLOSION magic will teach it proper manners!

Aqua

Sacred Turn Undead on this lecherous breeze!

Aqua

Begone, foul wind spirit!

Kazuma

STOP! You'll blow up the guild hall!

Kazuma

It's just wind! NORMAL WIND!