Batman's Anti-Otaku Contingency Protocol

Dark Knight

Robin, we need to discuss a new potential threat to Gotham.

Dark Knight

Her name is Izumi Konata, and she possesses abilities that could destabilize society as we know it.

Robin

Let me guess... another one of your 'just in case' plans?

Robin

(Please tell me this isn't about someone who collects anime figures again.)

Dark Knight

She has weaponized her appeal to a specific demographic known as 'lolicons.'

Dark Knight

If she decides to mobilize this fanbase, she could amass an army of devoted followers.

Dark Knight

World domination through moe manipulation is a very real possibility.

Robin

(He's actually serious about this. A teenage girl who likes anime is now a global threat.)

Robin

Right... and what's our contingency plan for this 'moe menace'?

Dark Knight

Simple. We flood her social media with mainstream anime recommendations.

Dark Knight

This will divide her fanbase between casual and hardcore followers, weakening her influence.

Robin

Of course you've already prepared anti-otaku psychological warfare tactics.

Robin

(Why do I even question these things anymore? Next week it'll probably be a contingency plan for magical girls.)