Virgil motivation.

Vergil

I have an announcement to make regarding my personal affairs.

Vergil

Taki will be joining our family as my... significant other.

Nero

Wait, WHAT?! The ninja lady is your girlfriend?!

Nero

How did this even happen, old man?!

Dante

So my brother's dating a demon huntress now...

Dante

This is better than any soap opera I've ever watched!

Taki

I'll be attending your school tomorrow as a substitute teacher.

Taki

Try not to embarrass the Sparda name, Nero.

Nero

My dad's girlfriend is going to be my TEACHER?!

Nero

Can this day get any worse?!

Vergil

She insisted on proper education standards.

Vergil

Consider it... motivation to excel, my son.