Batman Needs A Vacation

Batman

Another quiet night for the League. Seventeen global disasters averted.

Batman

I've catalogued them all in triplicate.

Superman

Bruce, have you ever considered taking a vacation? Maybe hit the beach, get some sun?

Batman

I'm allergic to happiness, Clark.

Batman

Besides, criminals are also allergic to me. It works out.

Superman

You know, for someone who dresses like a bat, you've got some solid comedy timing!

Batman

I see the Daily Planet ran another article about you saving kittens from trees.

Batman

Meanwhile, Gotham Gazette calls me 'menace in cape terrorizes criminals.'

Superman

If it helps, I could throw you at some criminals next time. Really change up your image.

Batman

I'd prefer if you didn't. Last time you threw me, I ended up in Star City.

Batman

Green Arrow wouldn't stop laughing for weeks.