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Revy
Kid, it's fuckin' 2 AM. Put the damn phone down.
Revy
How many times do we gotta tell you?
Harley Quinn
Puddin', ya know what happens to little rugrats who don't get their beauty sleep?
Harley Quinn
They end up with bags under their eyes bigger than mine after a Joker breakup!
Revy
Listen, I'm not above confiscating that thing.
Revy
And trust me, you won't find where I hide it.
Harley Quinn
Ya know what Mr. J used to do to people who didn't listen?
Harley Quinn
Nothin' compared to what your big sisters are gonna do if ya don't hit the hay!
Revy
Three seconds. One...
Revy
Two...
Harley Quinn
Yoink! Gotcha!
Harley Quinn
(Huh, they were watching compilation videos of... us?)
Revy
Look, we ain't exactly role model material...
Revy
But even psychos and gunslingers know sleep is important.
Harley Quinn
Sweet dreams, kiddo! Unless ya want nightmares...
Harley Quinn
Cause we got plenty of those we can share too!