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Kuchiki Rukia

So then Renji says, "That's not a Hollow, that's my captain!"

Kuchiki Rukia

I thought Captain Kuchiki was going to banish him to the human world!

Haruno Sakura

That's nothing! Once Naruto transformed into Sasuke to prank Kakashi-sensei and got caught in the most embarrassing way!

Kuchiki Rukia

Oh... um...

Kuchiki Rukia

(Please tell me that wasn't me. Soul Reapers aren't supposed to... do that!)

Haruno Sakura

Rukia! Was that you?! Seriously?!

Kuchiki Rukia

Me?! Absolutely not! Soul Reapers have much more dignity than that!

Kuchiki Rukia

It must have been you, Ms. Super Strength!

Haruno Sakura

Excuse me?! I have perfect chakra control over EVERY part of my body!

Haruno Sakura

Lady Tsunade would never train someone with such poor... control!

Kuchiki Rukia

Well, it wasn't me, so unless Kon is hiding somewhere...

Haruno Sakura

Ha! Your gigai is malfunctioning! Ichigo told me all about how your artificial body sometimes has "technical difficulties"!

Haruno Sakura

I bet Urahara programmed that in as a joke!