Two Misfits and Two Weapons

Shadow the Hedgehog

Where am I? This doesn't look like Space Colony ARK.

Shadow the Hedgehog

Another one of Eggman's traps?

Uzi

What the hex is this place? And who are you?

Uzi

(This doesn't make sense. One minute I was fighting disassembly drones, and now...)

Solid Snake

Hmph. Talking animals and robots. Just another Tuesday.

Solid Snake

Everyone stand down. We need to assess the situation before we start shooting.

Trixie Lulamoon

The Great and Powerful Trixie demands to know who has dared to interrupt her spectacular performance!

Trixie Lulamoon

And what manner of creatures are you? Trixie has never seen anything like you in Equestria!

Shadow the Hedgehog

Something's watching us. Look at the trees - those are eyes.

Shadow the Hedgehog

We need to move. Now.

Solid Snake

Otacon, I'm gonna need some intel on- Wait, my codec isn't working.

Solid Snake

We're on our own. Form a defensive perimeter. Stay close.

Uzi

I don't know who any of you are, but I've survived worse than this.

Uzi

If we want to get back to where we came from, we need to work together. Even if I don't trust any of you.

Trixie Lulamoon

Trixie's magic seems... different here. But never fear! Trixie will save us all with her amazing powers!

Trixie Lulamoon

Or... perhaps Trixie could use a little help from her new... assistants?