Boba with angst

Uchiha Sasuke

I don't see what the big deal is about these drinks.

Uchiha Sasuke

Why did I let you drag me here?

Temari

Because you need to experience normal teenage things, Mr. Avenger.

Temari

Trust me, these drinks are actually worth your precious revenge-planning time.

Uchiha Sasuke

Black tea with... these strange jelly things?

Uchiha Sasuke

(Is this some kind of Suna strategy to poison me?)

Temari

See? Not everything in life has to be training and brooding, you know.

Uchiha Sasuke

This is... not terrible.

Temari

Ha! I knew it! The mighty Uchiha defeated by bubble tea!

Temari

Wait until I tell Gaara about this.

Uchiha Sasuke

You will tell NO ONE about this.

Uchiha Sasuke

What are these round things anyway? They attacked me!

Temari

Too late! This is definitely going in my collection of 'Tough Ninjas Doing Normal Things.'

Temari

Smile, Sasuke! Your Sharingan can't save you from social media!