Coffin Of Lesbians

Ashley Graves

Andrew? Is that really you? You look... different.

Ashley Graves

Since when did you become a girl? And I heard you're dating Julia now?

Andrew Graves

Yes, it's me. Can we not make this a whole thing?

Andrew Graves

(Why does everyone keep asking about this?)

Ashley Graves

But this is definitely a thing! Yesterday you were complaining about your math test, and today you're... this!

Ashley Graves

Does this have something to do with that weird coffin you found?

Andrew Graves

Could you please just screw off? I'm meeting Julia in twenty minutes.

Andrew Graves

Some of us have girlfriends and lives, you know!

Ashley Graves

Girlfriends? Lives? Who are you and what have you done with my brother?

Andrew Graves

Your brother is taking a permanent vacation. And honestly? Being a lesbian is way more fun than trig homework.

Andrew Graves

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date to get ready for.

Ashley Graves

That coffin. I need to find that coffin right now.

Ashley Graves

(Whatever's happened to Andrew, I'm going to fix this!)