Sonic and pokemon ish cross over playing video games

Sonic the Hedgehog

Ready to get absolutely destroyed in Smash Bros, Metal?

Sonic the Hedgehog

I've been practicing my combos all week!

Metal Sonic

PROCESSING GAME MECHANICS. VICTORY PROBABILITY: 98.7%.

Metal Sonic

ORGANIC LIFEFORMS LACK PRECISION REQUIRED FOR OPTIMAL BUTTON INPUTS.

Sonia

I brought nachos and chili dogs! Who's winning so far?

Sonic the Hedgehog

What?! How did you just pull off that move?! That's impossible!

Sonic the Hedgehog

Are you hacking the game?!

Metal Sonic

NEGATIVE. SIMPLY EXECUTING 247 BUTTON PRESSES PER SECOND. SKILL ISSUE DETECTED.

Sonia

Move over, boys. Let me show you how it's really done.

Sonia

I was the Smash champion at Station Square High three years running!

Metal Sonic

ERROR. ERROR. UNEXPECTED COMPETITOR DETECTED. RECALCULATING VICTORY PARAMETERS.

Sonic the Hedgehog

Looks like you broke Metal! Guess he can't compute being beaten by someone other than me!

Sonic the Hedgehog

Eggman forgot to program in the 'getting absolutely wrecked by Sonia' scenario!