Deadpool finds his one piece In a KFC.

Deadpool

Well, well, well! If it isn't my favorite anime power couple having a romantic chicken date!

Deadpool

Nothing says 'I love you' like sharing a bucket of the Colonel's finest!

Nami

Who is this weirdo and why is he talking to us?

Nami

Luffy, is this another one of your bizarre acquaintances?

Monkey D. Luffy

Never seen him before! But he seems funny! Hey red guy, wanna join my crew?

Deadpool

So you two are officially a thing now, huh? The ship has sailed! The fans are screaming! The fanfic writers are typing furiously!

Deadpool

By the way, just took care of some big lady with a sweet tooth. You're welcome!

Nami

This isn't a date! We're just getting food before heading back to the ship!

Nami

And I earn my money through legitimate cartography and treasure hunting, thank you very much!

Monkey D. Luffy

I don't know what virgin-titty means, but I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!

Deadpool

Well, if you crazy kids ever need a mercenary with healing powers, the X-Men keep rejecting my applications but I'm totally available!

Deadpool

My rates are reasonable and I bring my own chimichangas!

Nami

Wait... how much do these X-Men pay exactly? And do they accept navigators who are excellent at managing finances?

Nami

I suddenly feel like exploring career options...